our services

public speaking

Phill and Cameron will gladly come to your engagement and give speeches, discuss politics, and probably piss off your family and friends. But we are available as long as you cover airfare, lodging, and a (slightly ridiculous) reasonable hourly wage.

From $99

provide useless advice

Trust us! We can help you with very little but if you contact us we will help you find the right answer. You can reach out to us and we will gladly answer questions about the military, politics, current issues, sports, hunting, fishing, hiking, and even cooking!

From $15